Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 04, May 15, 1858 — A Closer Reading

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Branch, Stephen H., 1813- [Editor] Project Gutenberg 2015 1858
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In this fourth issue of Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, the editor's combative, first-person narrative exposes New York City political corruption through vivid confrontations and personal memoir, blending scandal-mongering with autobiographical episodes.
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LET DAD AND SON BEWARE! 2

ADVENTS AND PUBLIC PLUNDERERS. 3

THE MAYOR AND CHARLEY. 6

LIFE OF STEPHEN H. BRANCH. 8

SATURDAY, MAY 15, 1858. [Price 2 Cents.]

STEPHEN H. BRANCH’S ALLIGATOR.

Let Dad and Son Beware!

Peter Cooper and Mayor Tiemann are old and sacred friends of George W. Matsell, who are more familiar with each other than they are with the Bible, or morning and evening prayers. Mayor Tiemann was elected with the express condition that Matsell should be restored to his old position, and Peter Cooper and Mayor Tiemann, and James W. Gerard, and Ambrose C. Kingsland are at work for their lives to effect the restoration of Matsell, and all impends on the election of a Commissioner in place of the noble Perrit. Matsell was in the city at the last Mayoralty election, conspiring against Wood, who saved him from the scaffold, after we convicted him of alienage and perjury, and the dastard and sacrilegious abjuration of his country. And at the late election, he stabbed his benefactor down in the dust, in the assassin’s darkness, and did not play Brutus for the public virtue, but to consummate his restoration to an office (he had always degraded) which was in the contract between himself and Cooper, Tiemann, Gerard, and Kingsland, and other slavish friends. We know them all and the rendezvous of all their kindred Diavolos, whose names would fill the jaws of the _Alligator_. Matsell professed to enter the city from Iowa with flags and music on the day after Tiemann’s election, but he was in the city long before, and concealed in as dark a cavern as the odious Cataline, while conspiring to foil the patriotic Cicero, and consign the eternal city to a million thieves. And we now warn Cooper, Tiemann, Gerard, and Kingsland to beware. For if they foist Matsell on the city through the purchase of Nye or Bowen with Mayoralty, Street Commissioner, or the pap of the Mayor’s Executive vassals, we will make disclosures that will make them stare like affrighted cats, (Gerard _a la_ he-cat, and the others _a la_ she-cats,) and rock the city to its carbonic entrails. Talmadge must remain, although he annoyed his nurse and mother when a brat, and so did we; and in boyhood and early manhood we both had worms, and raised Sancho Panza,

And we rambled around the town, And saw perhaps Miss Julia Brown,

Stephen H. Branch’s Alligator opens its fourth issue with a direct address to Peter Cooper, Mayor Tiemann, and others, warning them against restoring George W. Matsell to office. The prose is breathless and accusatory, mixing biblical allusion with street-level invective. Branch writes in a style that is at once personal and public, claiming intimate knowledge of backroom deals and secret rendezvous. The language is deliberately coarse: Matsell is called a “dastard and sacrilegious abjuration of his country,” and Branch threatens disclosures that will “rock the city to its carbonic entrails.” This is not detached journalism but a weaponized editorial voice, one that shifts abruptly from political denunciation to autobiographical anecdote, as when Branch recounts his own childhood ailments and religious conversion. The effect is a volatile, unpredictable reading experience where the editor’s persona dominates every page.

A Voice of Accusation and Intimacy

Branch’s narrative voice is the issue’s most striking feature. He writes as if delivering a spoken harangue, piling clause upon clause and punctuating with dashes and italics. In the first article, he names his targets repeatedly—Cooper, Tiemann, Gerard, Kingsland—and claims to know “the rendezvous of all their kindred Diavolos.” The tone is conspiratorial and self-righteous, yet it shifts without warning into personal confession. Branch describes his own “worms” in boyhood and his conversion to Methodism, where he now “sings and dances, and screams like the devil in delirium tremens.” This juxtaposition of political attack and intimate self-disclosure creates a peculiar intimacy: the reader is both confidant and spectator. Branch’s voice is never neutral; it is always performing, always in motion between fury and familiarity.

Violent Confrontation as Narrative Set Piece

The issue’s most vivid passage recounts a physical fight with a man named Mallett. Branch describes springing “like a panther at his throat,” squeezing and hugging “like a bear,” and pursuing Mallett into his private office. The scene is rendered in graphic detail: Branch’s eyes “glared like Forrest’s in one of his terrible revenges,” his mouth foamed, his cheeks turned deathly pale. His father intervenes, locking the door and pleading for calm. Mallett, terrified, asks if he should “leap to the ground.” The episode is presented as a turning point in Branch’s life, leading to his departure from the Post Office. The language is theatrical, almost melodramatic, but it grounds Branch’s political grievances in a personal history of explosive anger. This set piece reveals how Branch uses autobiographical violence to authenticate his moral authority.

Shifts in Pace and Register

The issue’s pacing is erratic, moving from rapid-fire accusations to leisurely reminiscence. The opening paragraphs are dense with names and charges, sentences running on with little pause. Then, abruptly, Branch inserts a verse: “And we rambled around the town, / And saw perhaps Miss Julia Brown.” The rhythm changes entirely. Later, the fight with Mallett is narrated in a slow, almost cinematic sequence of actions and reactions. Branch’s father’s speech is rendered in full, with its repeated pleas and measured cadence. After the climax, the narrative slows further as Branch describes leaving for Phillips Academy and forming a friendship with William Augustus White. These shifts in pace are not accidental; they reflect Branch’s method of alternating between polemic and memoir. The reader is never allowed to settle into a single mode, mirroring the editor’s own restless temperament.

Readers of this issue should attend to the way Branch’s language oscillates between public denunciation and private revelation. The Alligator is not a newspaper in the conventional sense; it is a one-man performance, where political score-settling and personal history are inseparable. Branch’s voice is the unifying element, and its changes in pace—from staccato accusation to extended narrative—are the key to understanding his rhetorical strategy. Approach the text as a document of a particular moment in New York City politics, but also as a work of self-dramatization, where the editor is both reporter and protagonist.

I’ve held many strange, angry volumes in my time, and Branch’s Alligator reminds me of them—furious little papers that fight City Hall with ink alone. Oddly, it sits beside a quieter, dignified study of China under Chiang K'ai-Shek. Both speak of men wrestling with power’s dirty machinery, though one shouts while the other merely observes. The China of Chiang K'ai-Shek: A Political Study — Background and Themes feels like the old photograph of that shouting, somehow.

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